The Ghostly Report

Chat 19 May 446,691 notes See what your followers think of you.

BLACK = I would date you.
GREEN = I think you’re cute.
BLUE = You are my tumblr crush.
GREY = I wish you would notice me.
PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
TEAL = We have a lot in common.
YELLOW = FUCK ME.
ORANGE = I don’t like your blog.
BROWN = I don’t like you.
PINK = I think you are unattractive.
RED = I love you with a burning passion.
WHITE = MARRY ME.

Video 19 May 530,368 notes

mirandarph:

The Trevor Project

1-866-488-7386

Stop re-blogging One Direction and re-blog this shit.

Text 19 May 126,049 notes “When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate. When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, “Ah, yes, that’s Beethoven’s Ninth Symphony, being played backwards.” He listened a while longer, and said, “There’s the Eighth Symphony, and it’s backwards, too. Most puzzling.” So the magistrate kept listening; “There’s the Seventh… the Sixth… the Fifth…” Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate; he stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, “My fellow citizens, there’s nothing to worry about. It’s just Beethoven decomposing.”

sodamnrelatable:

oh my god

BEST JOKE.

THIS JOKE SHALL BE TOLD FOREVER

(Source: caplan)

via damn it Jim. I'm a doctor, not a physicist..

Text 19 May 12,205 notes

casfeathers:

mixgoldenphoenix:

gracelesscas:

i would pay good money for a navigation system voiced by cas

“I-I don’t understand. Why did you not turn when I told you to?”

“You should show me some respect. I dragged you out of downtown rush hour traffic, I can throw you back in.”

via damn it Jim. I'm a doctor, not a physicist..

Photo 19 May 54,589 notes

(Source: eggs-benedict-cucumber-patch)

via I Built The Universe In You.

Video 19 May 24,558 notes

doctorwho:

idiscoverediminlovewithyou:

oneasspluscas:

possessed-pie:

great-gallifrey:

spent a day with david tennant today

Oh my God the the third one

GOBLET OF FIRE

this is the best ever

via Micro Data.

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spockward:

coolscar:

egberts:

imagine a pizza topped with several smaller pizzas

via oh you're in my veins.

Text 19 May 50,133 notes

freeeebitch:

I hate it when people try to scare high school students by saying the words “the real world” like shut the fuck up there is no fake world there is only one world and we are all living in it right now whether you have a fucking high school diploma or not

via Super high-school level accident.

Text 19 May 72,345 notes

ambassador-of-anguish:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

This is perfect.

via i am an omnomnomavore.

Text 19 May 82,590 notes

seblaine:

time flies when you’re having fun and by fun i mean sitting at home stuffing your face staring at a computer screen and freaking out over things that aren’t real with strangers you met on the internet

via hello faces.

Photo 19 May 56,309 notes

(Source: distraction)

via Super high-school level accident.

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tangarang:

petiolethechangeling:

why does no one remember these

I swear these made me laugh harder than they were supposed to.

terezi is just so great

(Source: bloody-beats)

via Do The Windy Thing..

Text 19 May 272,693 notes

larrys27tattoos:

whatisonyobiscuit:

starrysleeper:

tribblesexual-jotunn:

thelilnan:

I am really bothered by the fact that basically the only reason why gay marriage is illegal is because some people think it’s disgusting. You know, I think peas are disgusting but we’re noT MAKING THAT ILLEGAL ARE WE

what’s wrong with you peas are delicious

gay people are delicious too

no dessert for you until you eat all your gays

what the fuck just happened here

be quiet and eat your gays

(Source: livingsjustawasteofdeath)

via The Mad House.

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ironicdisplacement:

hybridic:

dammit gabriel

This fucking makes me laugh every time xD

via i am an omnomnomavore.

Text 19 May 5,285 notes

ten-roses-gone:

thehookerfromgod:

blainenanderson:

DID YOU KNOW THAT HERE IN THE TARDIS

WE’VE GOT A HIDDEN SWIMMING POOL

#yeah where the fuck do you think river landed

Somebody didn’t get the reference

via JohnLock-17.